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Matthew Davis's avatar

Loving your essay writing (gay) about calling out gay (super “straight”). I was raised in another country so this is super helpful.

Cannot for the life of me figure out where War on Christmas falls on spectrum. Always that Christmas was pretty gay with the tinsel and baking and potpourri.

mike parwana's avatar

War on Christmas, straight; getting mad about it, gay.

Christmas itself? Gay, especially in a Christmas sweater or pajamas. Jesus gay; risen Christ, straight.

Kevin Robbins's avatar

That answers my question regarding lamb being gay since Jesus is the lamb of God.

I believe Germans also have a neuter pronoun. Are they bi?

mike parwana's avatar

I’m not sure I can answer for Germans.

Tim Reed's avatar

Jeez... thought I had it all figured out. Now I'm not so sure ("uncertainty"... gay, I'm guessing?)

mike parwana's avatar

Yes! Uncertainty is gay.